Why don't $3k trucks seem to exist?

I need a small truck that can carry my recreational / outdoor equipment. That means the bikes, kayak, camping gear, etc... Unfortunately, it seems like you have to spend 8-10 grand to get a decent used pickup these days. Anybody have any brilliant ideas or hot leads that aren't potentially-stolen goods on Craigslist?

Hmmm...

Seen in an unnamed parking lot...

Can't stop thinking about Sublime: "...Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him, he'd best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new .45..."