Gratuitous Bling (Oh, the humanity)

Nominations for the most ridiculous "bling" I've seen recently:

• Deuce "Spinnerz" for BMX bikes only $220 ea., and you save $1 when you buy the pair!
• Hummer Laptops It's, like, totally rugged!
• The bling bling medallionYou can sponsor literally dozens of corporations for only 249 euros! Besides, if it's good enough for the Mayor of Amsterdam, it's good enough for you!
• All the bling you could ever need, in one place!