New communication technique?

Type only things that require a single hand, despite using QWERTY (punctuation doesn't count for this exercise, because silly unreadable run-ons aren't nearly as fun...):

Examples from an xkcd "blag" post:

• “We fear a few dwarf watercraft stewardesses were regarded as desegregated after a great Texas tweezer war.”
  
• “I’ll kill him in Honolulu, you unhook my pink kimono.”
  

Here are my "left-handed" remarks (which are perfect for right-handed mouse-o-philes):

• "Are extra trees ever great weeds?"
• "Car was safe: waxed, gassed, etc."
  
• "A feat: create vast reverberated waves!"
• "Ever see a bad feast? Excess sweet treats?"
• "Draft? Wear a sweater."
• "Axe a rat; feed face; get a barf bag, fast!"