Tuesday, December 04, 2007

New communication technique?

Type only things that require a single hand, despite using QWERTY (punctuation doesn't count for this exercise, because silly unreadable run-ons aren't nearly as fun...):

Examples from an xkcd "blag" post:
  • “We fear a few dwarf watercraft stewardesses were regarded as desegregated after a great Texas tweezer war.”
  • “I’ll kill him in Honolulu, you unhook my pink kimono.”
Here are my "left-handed" remarks (which are perfect for right-handed mouse-o-philes):
  • "Are extra trees ever great weeds?"
  • "Car was safe: waxed, gassed, etc."
  • "A feat: create vast reverberated waves!"
  • "Ever see a bad feast? Excess sweet treats?"
  • "Draft? Wear a sweater."
  • "Axe a rat; feed face; get a barf bag, fast!"